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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To blogger James Joyner, who is 43 today.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To blogger Meryl Yourish, who is 51 today.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To blogger Grand Moff Trojan, AKA Mr. Caltechgirl.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To blogger Michael Demmons.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

Oops! There was a birthday today. Never even looked because I thought it was two blanks in a row.

So almost but not quite belated happy birthday to my brother-in-law’s brother Tim!

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Quiz or Meme

Saved by the Blogthings!

From having no post at all, that is. All of these are via Leslie, a fellow grape.


What Your Home Says About You


You come across as very intellectual. People take your wisdom seriously.

Your hygiene is passable, but you may be hiding some dirty secrets.

You are a very domestic person. You enjoy decorating, cooking, and making things homey.

You are not a nurturing person by nature, but you can easily take care of someone you truly love.

You feel settled in your life. You have enough time to focus on little details.

You are a very self sufficient person. You can get along well without much help.

Your friends see you as courageous, dynamic, and bright.

What Does Your Home Say About You?

The Part of You That No One Sees


You are compassionate, caring, and soothing.
You like other people to depend on you…
In fact, you don’t feel right unless you are helping someone out.

Underneath it all, you feel the burden of everyone’s problems.
Without your guidance, you fear that many people’s worlds would fall apart.
You like to feel in charge, even if it brings you a lot of stress.

What’s the Part of You That No One Sees?

You Are Grape


You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that.
People know you as a straight shooter. You’re very honest, even when the truth hurts.
You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you.
People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it’s this honesty that makes you a very innovative person.
What Color Purple Are You?
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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To blogger Walter in Denver.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To my brother-in-law Jim, who is 52 today.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To Wesley Reid, my brother’s late ex-wife’s son, who is 31 today.

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Pictures

Sadie and Tigger

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Pictures

America’s Next Top Valerie

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To blogger Caltechgirl, who is 32 today.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To my somethingth cousin Joyce’s father Dutchy.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To Wanda, my first cousin once removed, daughter of my cousin Wanda – kind of a “Wanda Jr.” and why are such suffixes only male anyway? – who is 24 today.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To Jeff Sweetser.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To blogger Lex, who is 48 today.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To blogger Lisa W.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To Chris Murphy.

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Birthdays

Happy Birthday

To celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

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Totally Random

Gusher

If there’s one thing I can do with vigor it’s bleed.

There was one final truck, half full. I went on that with another guy, to blow through it and be done. Turned out it had completely trashed rollers. Not even sucky ones.

We ended up with a swarm of as many as five of us on it, initially brigading past the rollers while someone did a quick repair. It was a rush.

After a while, I notice blood starting to flow between my right pinkie and ring fingers, starting to get on my palm. Looking, there’s fresh blood centered on the middle of the back of my hand, flowing that way to where I finally noticed it. I tend to get cuts and scraps and bruises without ever noticing, and this job is rife with them. Surprisingly common working on computer hardware, too – metal parts and all. My guess is I scraped it on the metal ribbing in the truck.

I washed it off and put on a bandage. It’s a small nick just before the first knuckle at the base of my middle finger. Waaay too small for so much blood, but that’s me. I bleed like crazy. Well, same thing with sweating. I sweat so profusely under exertion, people worry about me.

[Much later, because I have kids and stuff…]

Was I even planning to say anything else?

When I got back to the truck, it was almost empty. I helped with a few more boxes and then left for the day, forgetting to ask about paychecks (despite checking in with the manager), which I thought were in for us to get on Friday mornings, but perhaps it’s actually Saturday. By the time I got to the parking lot, the bandage was blood-soaked. From that tiny little nick! Took all day for it to crust over enough not to want to ooze some blood.

Anyway, there’s the post I tried to write for filler earlier today, longer than expected. Hopefully I can avoid too many injuries. Last night was the “pace yourself and don’t fill the conveyer too much for the people further down to sort” management message. The night before was the “go fast, here’s the impossible spec you all should manage and there’s a prize for the first person to do so but it’s realistic, really” management message. Previously it had been the “be careful not to damage anything or send up anything already damaged, take the extra time to be careful and to put aside QA stuff” management message. At least, on balance, they do seem more interested in safety, mindful efficiency and quality than in raw speed at any price.