I can’t be anything but happy for him.

Well, except jealous.  Yes, jealousy is appropriate, I think.  You see:

Yes, someday in the not-so-distant future, I’ll be able to drive an uninsured vehicle, without my seatbelt on, to a gas station, and buy a six-pack of beer, while openly wearing an unlicensed handgun on my hip (not to mention the five-dollar, plastic Tom Reilly Memorial Slingshot I’ll have tucked away in my back pocket), and not be in violation of at least five state laws, if I so choose.

Yep, Bruce is moving to New Hampshire.

Daaaaaaaaamn.

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