Happy Sausage Ingredient Day

Groundhog, that is.

Not to mention the late Ayn Rand’s birthday.  If a late someone can still have a birthday.  Does that mean I get to stop having birthdays?  I am often late.  Well, we still celebrate the birth of Jesus, even though we have no idea when or if that was, and even though some might say he’s not only late, but really late.  So I guess this can be Randmas, and we’ll decorate lactating sheep in her honor or something as we co-opt the important pagan holiday of Imbolc.  Or perhaps we can just continue to torment large rodents.

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